lo-fi / rainy afternoon
98% tail wag probability
The modern pet standard
Thoughtfully designed for modern pets.
Because being a good dog is already a full-time job.
Pet health
BARK™ SystemDesigned for modern petsOnline
- 01Walk
- 02Rest
- 03Play
- 04Repeat
01 — Philosophy
Pets don't need more stuff.They need better stuff.
We design modern essentials for animals with very little patience and surprisingly high standards.
- 01
Thoughtfully designed
Six months on a buckle nobody will ever compliment.
- 02
Human tested
Assembled on a kitchen floor, at least once, badly.
- 03
Dog approved
Approval measured in tail frequency, not focus groups.
02 — Daily report
Your dog's daily report.
Everything BARK™ noticed today, summarised for a species that will never read it.
Today's mood
82%relaxed
Up 6% since the mail carrier left the street.
- Energy82%
- Sociability64%
- Willingness to fetch31%
- Walk status
- ReadyHas been ready since 6:04
- Nap progress
- 04h 32mAhead of schedule
- Favourite sound
- Rain / Lo-fiSkipped: doorbell
- Treats today
- 3 / 2Accounting disputed
03 — The collection
Four objects.
Endlessly reviewed.
Every piece in the collection had to survive one test: would a dog notice if it were better? Four of them did.
01BARK One
Smart Collar
Recycled webbing, machined buckle, a battery that outlasts your good intentions.
02BARK Sound
Pet Audio System
Tuned for canine hearing, which mostly meant removing almost everything.
03BARK Rest
Adaptive Bed
Temperature-adaptive foam for a species that will still choose the floor.
04BARK Bowl
Smart Feeding System
Portions to the gram. Negotiations with the dog sold separately.
04 — Temperament
What's your dog's vibe?
Profile 01
The Chill One
Has never once been in a hurry, and has no intention of starting now.
Energy24%
- Favourite activity
- Being horizontal, professionally.
- Walk style
- Reluctantly, with negotiated breaks.
- Known for
- Sighing at reasonable requests.
Profile 02
The Chaos Engine
Operates at exactly one speed, in every direction, simultaneously.
Energy100%
- Favourite activity
- All of them. At once.
- Walk style
- Sprint, stop, reconsider, sprint.
- Known for
- Redecorating without approval.
Profile 03
The Overthinker
Would very much like to enter the room, but needs a moment first.
Energy58%
- Favourite activity
- Observing, from a doorway.
- Walk style
- Cautiously, checking for updates.
- Known for
- Committing, then immediately not.
Profile 04
The Main Character
Everything is a scene, and this happens to be their scene.
Energy97%
- Favourite activity
- Being perceived.
- Walk style
- Slowly, while everyone waits.
- Known for
- Entering rooms that were fine before.
05 — Social proof
Trusted by dogs with extremely high standards.
Finally, a brand that understands that my afternoon nap is sacred.
MiloProfessional NapperI have no idea what this product does. I just know the packaging looks expensive.
LunaVery Important DogThe bed is excellent. I sleep on the floor beside it, entirely out of principle.
OttoSemi-retired Chaos ConsultantMy human is noticeably calmer now. I am choosing to take full credit for this.
NovaEmotional Support SupervisorExplore the collection
Good dogs deserve
good design.
Modern essentials for pets who refuse to settle.
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